Thursday, December 31, 2009

How Long Do Technical Running Shirts Last?

At balance sheet ...

It is curious to compare my results and my professional "results" characters ...

Review Jedi 2009: Jedi
14 - 3 planets
1.8 million Republicans
Credits [slight decrease compared to 2008]
+ 7 points of operating margin compared to 2008

Forecast 2010 : Jedi
59 - 17 planets
7.2 million Republicans
Credits [x 4 anyway!]




Review Me 2009:
6 months, 1 guy, 2 outs ...
34 cinemas, exhibitions 5, 5 plays, 21 nights, 15 restaurants unprofessional, 3 marriages, 29 sessions sport ...


6 months, 4 PQR, 6 shots, 0 outs ...
15 cinemas, 7 exhibitions, a theater show, 30 nights, 17 restaurants non-professional, 35 sessions sport ...

Conclusions:
1. I must go to the movies more ...
2. I hope there is no correlation between pro and personal ...

[Nan because multiplying everything by 4, it will be tight anyway]



Apart from that?
Already some resolutions for 2010 ...
1. Respect others as much as they respect me: No more, no less.
[It'll change a few ...]

2. Draw (a little) the ancient Greeks: The (young) guys - 25 years for fun and for things beyond serious + ...
[No link to point No. 1, eh ...]

3. Edit at least one ratio: 50% sports and more for as many nights ...

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Process Of Church Confirmation

The essential thing is ...

is that I am less and less time to devote to it all ...
Fortunately, there are Facebook and Twitter .

[Help understanding: All my articles start with "Mr. B." and finally "..."]

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Movie Theater Bed Rooms

Pigalle Paris by night ...

Friday - 17H:
That's it, it's confirmed ... Naboo is lost to the Jedi Guild.

Governmental bodies that we were supportive were overwhelmed, dispossessed of power of decision by the Federation Trade.
Forced to abdicate ...

Within a month or two, it will organize the evacuation of the planet.
Meanwhile, I think back to those months of negotiation, these years of work.
Everything was evaporated in a few minutes when the Chancellor confirmed to me laconically: "B. is lost ..."

I call the local Jedi Knight to confirm the news and pass it the first instructions. 20 minutes of conversation, reassure, assure [when I have as yet no solution in mind] ...
I see the file responsible for trade negotiations to deliver the bad galactic news.

This is an enormous stage of depression, defeat, the real ...
And I get a message from Belgian Franc: "Arrived in Paris ..."
I sketch a smile.
"- What makes you smile B?"
"- No nothing, I just got an sms ..." [...]


Fortunately, the weekend will be an opportunity to forget all this time ...


Ladytron - Seventeen


Friday - 20H30:
It starts with the Left Bank.
I found the "tourists" in a bar on St William [It reminds me that I have a birthday wish the day] ...

One or two units of alcohol on an empty stomach, music. The climb to
Mouffetard, places animated known [and which I had not set foot for some time ...]. A Lebanese ptit

walking. The terrace [also known - like the other two of that place].

Confirmation to my fellow non-lens Parisian
should never contradict a server and its plan for sidewalk table.
It may take it badly ...

Very cool that night after work. : O)


Saturday - 1:20:
week exhausted me. A little sleep would not hurt ... [...]



Saturday - 21H:
After waking in the morning around noon, a brunch and a workout, the program is simple.
Before / pre-cog in an apartment in the heart of Pédéland then I sneak away.
They all go to the Grotto Vilaines ... Not for me. There will never be enough alcohol to make me go. [...]



Sunday - 1:20:
You (obviously) too drunk ...

[Flashback] You
perfectly situated when it went wrong:
our host's neighbors are also a party [they just a more powerful sound system] and invite everyone to participate.

Beautiful apartment, beautiful deco, straight across [It's also nice zétéros]. It serves
shots ... Finally, double shots of vodka.

The slippage is the second shot after a row [Heck yeah, you got drunk well before anyway] ...
[End of flashback]

It's raining in the street - without stopping.


Some guests are just too tempting [this is where you say that I actually starving ...].
We queued at the Grotto Vilaine to ...
I keep repeating myself it's a shame to queue to get in there.
But there are friends ... And then ...

And then the bastard watchdog group pushing for the third time in asking back.


[Crossing the threshold - or lower rates of alcohol?]
This is simply not possible to be abused in this way to enter the Cave Vilaine! Who do they?! Alloooo?!

I leave the tail and said goodbye to everyone.
Motivated to ... go home, sleep and dry myself.

A. I repeat "Come on, we go to Bath is reopening!
I'll ... I'm faaaaible [and then, well, it is followed by a N. It's not like we went there alone]. [...]


Faced Baths, tail [also] ... But this is distinguished, it is class is hype [Nan, especially, it's music I like].


And we're joined by P. accompanied C.
We see familiar faces pass [really, they're all there!] And know that S. will also be there.

, cloakroom, basement [without going through the box floor].
Crowd Music that tears [Barcelona and Ibiza in winter - Sublime], a swimming pool right [in place of smoking], the DJs have changed places, bars and VIP as well.
What is lost ...

Constant [worse]: Heat Unbearable! Even the absurdly
air conditioning or fans of old ceiling ...

So obviously ...
1. You drink.
2. And summer at the beach, you find yourself without the top. [...]




Sunday - 4:50:
More strength, like going out.
A photo or two to capture the moment.
[And of course, the only time you approach N. is the opportunity of a compromising photo while you did not receive the evening ... So unfair!]

I lost my click [this mysterious sniper failover mode]? [...]


desperate search of a taxi [Two refuse to take me - I really do fear].
I stop one in the middle of the Rue de Rivoli ... At the edge of suicide. [...]




Sunday - Morning 13H:
Alarm, two (others) of paracetamol tablets ...
4 of 6 on the scale of Doliprane. Nice! [...]




Sunday - 18H-21H:
not seen the light of day ... Shame!

Before / Birthday party with friends.
It's early to start with Champagne, right?
[Especially without dinner ...]

Very nice time.



Sunday - 21H-23h30:
I'm everyone but a little apprehensive this new tea-dance ....
I understand quickly why I'm not going to LIM
As there, it stinks testosterone!
Everyone mate, people know more or less all [some more than others].

fundamental difference: The music is nice here [Whereas the LIM ...].

So yes, we can have fun with friends but good.
I decide not to drink one drink here ... [...]



Passage from Baron to ... do not get "too early" to Sundays @ Heaven.
We drink a few glasses, it eats the chips [Reminder: No dinner] [...]



Ratag last metro, taxis.
We got into the same taxi with C. and A. He's hallucinating
the poor ... [...]



Arrival at OVK. It overblindé and ... the air conditioning is out!

Sauna giant [steam is replaced by transpiration - Bon appetit - but it does not remark almost] always dazzling lightshow [except the walls of LEDs completely HS], and especially good music, everyone is there.

A
not know where to turn and yet ... [...]




Monday - 4H:
is the deadline for those who are working the next day.
We take the same taxi with C.

It was almost more than I that night [and not for the same reasons].



Before sleeping, check the evening at 4:40:
I've seen [among others and in any order]: Mick Jagger,

ponies, a giant screen, a bimbo Toulouse, cakes [Happy Birthday!] Champagne [27 bottles?]

Friends, girls hunting [Alloooo! It's a gay party ladies!], Vodka,

animals died as a hat,


Boys chase [or not] and Lady Gaga ...




Apart from that?
Bah j'ferai not like every weekend!
[By cons ...]



And if not?
Monday night on Channel cowboys moutonphiles was Pigalle night ...

I'm already hooked: Realistic, well filmed, catchy Lespert ...

We find ourselves well to Blanche or Pigalle [and yet I'm rarely went veeeeeery].

And then the music, the scene at night [without striptease, eh ...].
It looks so much like some of my weekends.



What else?
I refused the first Morning in Paris of the VIP [while friends are more or less organizers] to go to theater and dinner with A.

I confess that I almost regret the absence of news [it is the height, I'm not alone in being overbooked].
But no, he must know a pleasant change ...

Monday, November 16, 2009

How Long Does Oxy Stay In Ur System

Standing in there ...

The weekends go by and ...

It's more than a week I work on those pesky galactic budgets. It
get drunk ...

It's been two weeks since I know that in 2010 I will follow the moon G12 Coruscant.
I also know that Master N. has always not swallowed the snake and wants to leave the galaxy more quickly than expected. It
get drunk ...

decisions Yoda are on this subject, very questionable. My current
Chancellor no longer has his say.
My future Chancellor does not have enough balls to win and say loudly that this whole story is bullshit. It
get drunk ...

Good news though: The Vice-Chancellor
I would have to bear in my new job [a little shit] has requested an intergalactic mobility.

In a few months I will be freed. And as

future Chancellor teeth very long, there may be a place becomes available a few times.
I may be staying in this guild for a little longer than I thought actually ...



Friday evening:
Tomorrow night is Wake up! and I must respect what the dress code [slumber party].
Passage to Montmartre to retrieve a blanket particularly nice ...


He missed more than a pajama trousers.
N. Mr. and take the opportunity to invite me to dinner.


I agree Drawn by the smell [but mostly because N. has (yet) had an attack of th. the night in the street and it will make him happy to see me a little longer].


Saturday:
Bulk and disorder ...
Sport, pajama pants pulled up, the Grand Rex,

A very watered Before champagne [and in very good company - sometimes unexpected], arriving in a place of exception,


beds, pillows,


of quilts, music, friends, champagne, a DJ set, two DJ sets, pens, incriminating photos (?), departure before the 3rd DJ set, feathers everywhere,


a cab and bed. ..



Apart from that?
A devilishly good evening.


But a lil headache anyway too.



And if not?
Young people are exhausting today [But it's so much better than its budgets galactic work on a Monday night] ...

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Products Broken Capillaries

Techno Union S. ..

Monday - 8:30:
It has been a week it was announced internally that I am the Grand Master Jedi - instead of Qui Gon Jin and care for more than 15 of the largest planets in the Galaxy [whose Kamino, Utapau and Naboo ] - will follow the Moon G12 Coruscant.

Petite responsibility G12 is just the central brain of Coruscant, the most sensitive spot of the galaxy, the most important mission of the entire Guild.

It is also, suddenly, a nest of wasps that any misadventure toured the entire guild and is the main responsible for a direct appeal of Yoda.
Master
N. following this planet with Qui Gon did not completely swallowed the snake [and I'm not talking about Who Gon me repeatedly, "You're lucky it is to you that it falls rather than another: I can not blame you ..."]. [...]


I'm not out last night. A little tired, a bit of caution ... Master
N. arrived in my office in the Jedi Temple:
"- B. I can not join Who Gon. It has an appointment at 10:30 at the headquarters of the Techno-Union S. It has already postponed twice, I do not want go alone ... "

I information. Who Gon made his stubborn and decided not to get involved on G12.
I'll have to glue myself while nothing is official outside the Guild.
That happiness ... [...]



11.30:
We come in sight of the registered union of the Techno-S [an hour late ... The customer is king]. It throws
is made for ...

It reeks of money and high technology. These people still live well on the back of our civilization.


We are entering a conference room:
I devote my time to a balancing act worthy of Cirque Sun: How
present itself as the "maybe not Jedi Grand Master who will take over the monitoring of G12 instead of Qui Gon following a decision of Yoda" without going to a con and without denigrating or Who Gon or conditions in which this all took place ... [...]


I never got so bad that it left for improvisation ...

We visited their offices - 6th floor - as open space [or almost].
My god, I'm happy not to work at home!

presentations each other. At the bend of a corridor, we pass and are presented to the VP Europe:
[Insight first surprised and aloof like "But that these two woodlice there?"]
"- These people are the Guild Jedi and deal with the G12 Moon ..."
[Regard et posture that any change at all - You can almost hear the sound of the cash register in his brain to reason]
"- Aaaaaah, but of course.

Welcome [...]" It's always fun to attend such shows ... [...]


After lunch, we go through the exercise forced the Corporate presentation and new products.

The group before us comes from a galaxy far far away.

He comes from behind the Galaxy Average Eastern.

Space Ultra design, the building where we are is an example.
Everything is monitored, supervised, calculated.
can know everything that way about what happened there. It reminds me

Utapau version but the "open space kill me" ...

[actually, it was not 2001 The Space Odyssey but Irobot ...]

The presentation of their new flagship product is an opportunity we fuck their mouths a little.
Example:
"- But tell me, does not your thing?!"
"- Yes, it does not seem to work well ..."
"- For something that is supposed to be trendy, but need support Jedi autonomous demonstration ... Beautiful! You call a local Jedi to the rescue here?" [...]


Before we left, they send us the latest proposals for contractual G12.
Passage for a lil cocktail in the "Lounge" reserved for the best "clients" of the Union.
was something for nothing ... [...]


16H30:
The day is ruined ... I will return to the Jedi Temple at 17.30 and file at the sport.



Apart from that?
On this planet, Yoda and my future supervisor imposed on me Master F. plus Master N. [Which has sought to change the Galaxy in 7 months].
His reputation is not the most glorious, I'll try.

So basically, when I learned that this asshole - who will be next year under my command - Republicans won 300 credits a month older than me, I was delighted ...

I was already moderately happy to learn that Yoda - received the heads-up apprentice Jedi-in-Chief of G12 - was released [cons all the usual principles of the Guild] increased without delay of 300 credits Republicans ...

So I think I'm going to allow me to ask - me too - a little extension.
[I'd be too stupid not to do, right?]



And if not? What
proposals, no acting out ...
I'm in no mood these days.



What else?
That said, the Key Account wizard that has been presented at the Techno Union S, it was more than fuckable, eh [pédésexuel And likely too] ...

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Expired Proactive Repairing Lotion

I am NOT a clubber ...

Excerpt: [...]

"- And you go often?"
"- You mean, canned?"
"- Yes ..."
"- Well not that much ... Always with friends once or twice a month on average. Sometimes more, sometimes less. It depends on the period."
"- Ah, almost a clubber?!"
"- Heeeein?" Oh no ... "


[...] If I am a "clubber", what will be said about some of my friends?!

And a few weeks later, I learn that there is a 2009 ranking of the best clubs in the world .


opportunity to confirm that:
1. I'm not a clubber. I do not even
not done at least once every [rare] Parisian clubs that are in the standings.

2. I'm not a great traveler, [but it's not like missing, eh ...].

3. Even when traveling, I'm not a clubber hard.
In this list, I did that five (in bold in the list) so that I could have done 20 more seen where I've been (in green) ...


Well then, okay, this classification contains only few places clearly pédésexuels ... But still ...


The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition (Axwell & Dirty South Remix)
[I put it back in case you'd missed the last time ...]


World's Best Night Club - 2009:
01. Berghain - Berlin, Germany
02. Fabric - London, England
03. Space - Ibiza, Spain
04. Womb - Tokyo, Japan
05. Amnesia - Ibiza, Spain
06. Ministry Of Sound - London, England

[At the time, I had no camera - too young! Photo source ]

07. Pacha - Ibiza, Spain
08. Watergate - Berlin, Germany
09. D-Edge - Sao Paulo, Brazil
10. The End - London, England
11. Cocoon Club - Frankfurt, Germany
12. Guvernment - Toronto, Canada
13. Zouk - Singapore, Singapore
14. The Sub Club - Glasgow, Scotland
15. Warung - Itajai, Brazil
16. Sankeys - Manchester, England
17. DC10 - Ibiza, Spain
18. Plastic People - London, England
19. Sirena - Maresias, Brazil
20. Digital - Newcastle, England
21. Paradiso - Amsterdam, Netherlands
22. Pacha Buenos Aires - Buenos Aires, Argentina
23. Beta - Denver, United States
24. Robert Johnson - Frankfurt, Germany
25. Ruby Skye - San Francisco, United States
26. Matter - London, England
27. The Arches - Glasgow, Scotland
28. Space - Miami, United States
29. Club Volume - Seoul, South Korea
30. Pacha New York - New York, United States
31. Ageha - Tokyo, Japan
32. Hardpop - Juarez, Mexico
33. Razzmatazz/The Loft - Barcelona, Spain
34. Cielo - New York, United States
35. Eden - Ibiza, Spain
36. Alte Börse - Zurich, Switzerland
37. Rex Club - Paris, France
38. Batofar - Paris, France

[Celle-là, j'aurais rêvé de pouvoir la prendre ce soir là. Mon engin n'était pas assez gros ^^ - Source photo ]

39. Studio Martin - Bucharest, Romania
40. Avalon - Hollywood, United States
41. Club JB's -Nagoya, Japan
42. My House - Leeds, England
43. Cavo Paradiso - Mykonos, Greece
44. Fabrik - Madrid, Spain
45. Noxx - Antwerp, Belgium
46. Tenax - Florence, Italy
47. Fuse - Brussels, Belgium
48. Clash Club - Brussels, Belgium
49. Privilege - Ibiza, Spain
50. Onzi-eme - Osaka, Japan
51. Anzuclub - Sao Paulo, Brazil
52. Club Crystal - Istanbul, Turkey
53. Vanguard - Hollywood, United States
54. The Villa - Oslo, Norway
55. Metro City - Perth, Australia
56. Kristal Glam Club - Bucharest, Romania
57. Midi - Cluj Napoca, Romania
58. 360º - Dubai, United Arab Emirates
59. Harry Klein Club - Munich, Germany
60. Mansion - Miami, United States
61. Circa - Toronto, Canada
62. Arma 17 / Underground Sound of Moscow - Moscow, Russia
63. Club Der Visionaere - Berlin, Germany
64. Vision - Chicago, United States
65. Vinyl - Denver, United States
66. The Caves - Edinburgh, Scotland
67. Chinese Laundry - Sydney, Australia
68. Goa Club - Rome, Italy
69. Stereo - Montreal, Canada
70. Bar 25 - Berlin, Germany
71. Byblos - Porec, Croatia
72. The Warehouse - Leeds, England
73. Heaven - London, England
74. Air - Tokyo, Japan
75. Florida 135 - Fraga, Spain
76. Culture Box - Copenhagen, Denmark
77. The Mint Club - Leeds, England
78. Dirty Dancing - Brussels, Belgium
79. Circus Afterhours - Montreal, Canada
80. Tribehouse - Neuss, Germany
81. Cabaret Voltaire - Edinburgh, Scotland
82. Pacha Sharm El Sheikh - Sharm El Sheikh, Egypt
83. 1015 - San Francisco, United States
84. Haoman 17 - Tel Aviv, Israel
85. Prince Of Wales Bandroom - Melbourne, Australia
86. Numero Uno - Malta
87. Motion - Bristol, England
88. Barfly - Liverpool, England
89. Café D’anvers - Antwerp, Belguim
90. The Stiff Kitten - Belfast, Northern Ireland
91. Custard Factory - Birmingham, England
92. Digital - Brighton, England
93. Tresor Club - Berlin, Germany
94. Global - Klaipeda, Lithuania
95. Yalta Club - Sofia, Bulgaria
96. LuxFragil - Lisbon, Portugal


97. Sq Klub - Poznan, Poland
98. Queen Club - Paris, France


99. Weekend - Berlin, Germany
100. Le Bataclan - Paris, France




Apart from that?
But what form the Bataclan in this ranking?! It's not a real box!
Next year they are returning to the Grotto Vilaines ?!



And if not?
I note that No. 47 is part of the "to do" of the year ...



What else?
Option 1: No race goals, I've kept my momentum ...
Option 2: Setting Goals? [Example: 6 ranked "a coup" by going to Ibiza this summer ... MDR]