Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Products Broken Capillaries

Techno Union S. ..

Monday - 8:30:
It has been a week it was announced internally that I am the Grand Master Jedi - instead of Qui Gon Jin and care for more than 15 of the largest planets in the Galaxy [whose Kamino, Utapau and Naboo ] - will follow the Moon G12 Coruscant.

Petite responsibility G12 is just the central brain of Coruscant, the most sensitive spot of the galaxy, the most important mission of the entire Guild.

It is also, suddenly, a nest of wasps that any misadventure toured the entire guild and is the main responsible for a direct appeal of Yoda.
Master
N. following this planet with Qui Gon did not completely swallowed the snake [and I'm not talking about Who Gon me repeatedly, "You're lucky it is to you that it falls rather than another: I can not blame you ..."]. [...]


I'm not out last night. A little tired, a bit of caution ... Master
N. arrived in my office in the Jedi Temple:
"- B. I can not join Who Gon. It has an appointment at 10:30 at the headquarters of the Techno-Union S. It has already postponed twice, I do not want go alone ... "

I information. Who Gon made his stubborn and decided not to get involved on G12.
I'll have to glue myself while nothing is official outside the Guild.
That happiness ... [...]



11.30:
We come in sight of the registered union of the Techno-S [an hour late ... The customer is king]. It throws
is made for ...

It reeks of money and high technology. These people still live well on the back of our civilization.


We are entering a conference room:
I devote my time to a balancing act worthy of Cirque Sun: How
present itself as the "maybe not Jedi Grand Master who will take over the monitoring of G12 instead of Qui Gon following a decision of Yoda" without going to a con and without denigrating or Who Gon or conditions in which this all took place ... [...]


I never got so bad that it left for improvisation ...

We visited their offices - 6th floor - as open space [or almost].
My god, I'm happy not to work at home!

presentations each other. At the bend of a corridor, we pass and are presented to the VP Europe:
[Insight first surprised and aloof like "But that these two woodlice there?"]
"- These people are the Guild Jedi and deal with the G12 Moon ..."
[Regard et posture that any change at all - You can almost hear the sound of the cash register in his brain to reason]
"- Aaaaaah, but of course.

Welcome [...]" It's always fun to attend such shows ... [...]


After lunch, we go through the exercise forced the Corporate presentation and new products.

The group before us comes from a galaxy far far away.

He comes from behind the Galaxy Average Eastern.

Space Ultra design, the building where we are is an example.
Everything is monitored, supervised, calculated.
can know everything that way about what happened there. It reminds me

Utapau version but the "open space kill me" ...

[actually, it was not 2001 The Space Odyssey but Irobot ...]

The presentation of their new flagship product is an opportunity we fuck their mouths a little.
Example:
"- But tell me, does not your thing?!"
"- Yes, it does not seem to work well ..."
"- For something that is supposed to be trendy, but need support Jedi autonomous demonstration ... Beautiful! You call a local Jedi to the rescue here?" [...]


Before we left, they send us the latest proposals for contractual G12.
Passage for a lil cocktail in the "Lounge" reserved for the best "clients" of the Union.
was something for nothing ... [...]


16H30:
The day is ruined ... I will return to the Jedi Temple at 17.30 and file at the sport.



Apart from that?
On this planet, Yoda and my future supervisor imposed on me Master F. plus Master N. [Which has sought to change the Galaxy in 7 months].
His reputation is not the most glorious, I'll try.

So basically, when I learned that this asshole - who will be next year under my command - Republicans won 300 credits a month older than me, I was delighted ...

I was already moderately happy to learn that Yoda - received the heads-up apprentice Jedi-in-Chief of G12 - was released [cons all the usual principles of the Guild] increased without delay of 300 credits Republicans ...

So I think I'm going to allow me to ask - me too - a little extension.
[I'd be too stupid not to do, right?]



And if not? What
proposals, no acting out ...
I'm in no mood these days.



What else?
That said, the Key Account wizard that has been presented at the Techno Union S, it was more than fuckable, eh [pédésexuel And likely too] ...

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